There are few things that can distract me on Steeler football days, but oh boy is this one of them. A&E is airing a Steven Seagal documentary about his other career. Apparently, for the past TWENTY years, when not making shitty (and at the same time, awesome) movies, he works as a sheriff's deputy in some hayseed town. Watch the video and try not getting excited while laughing at his goofy glasses.
This has the potential to be awesome. However, if we don't see one scene of Seagal disarming some thug with some sweet Akido moves, I say it's a failure.