Friday, March 5, 2010
Fat Ben Accused of Rape... Again
Sooooo disappointing.... what a huge idiot....
So Fat Ben Roethlisberger has allegedly raped as many girls as he has won Super Bowls, and Steeler fans (especially those in hostile southwestern Ohio) are left stunned and embarrassed. The details are kinda sketchy. All we know is the alleged victim is a 20 year old college student. Big Ben and Willie Colon were out bar hopping in Georgia (where Ben has a house), and eventually hit multiples bars with the victim. Supposedly, the sexual assault took place inside a bathroom, and she didn't waste much time reporting it to the cops.
Speaking of the cops, they interviewed everyone involved and will be holding a press conference soon. Stay tuned to tmz.com and profootballtalk.com for more updates.
The only thing Ben is guilty of is a hideous mullet... (and being fat).