As I'm writing my article for the website this Friday morning (see Small Talk with Dave), MAVERICK McCAIN picks a surprise candidate for Vice President. SPOILER ALERT!!! The first-term governor of Alaska, SARAH PALIN, who has no experience in Washington and is unknown in national politics, was tapped today by the Maverick himself. My first reaction? She's kinda hot. I'm a tad disappointed since I've been a Romney man since day one (they could've run on a Maverick & Goose platform). Oh well, This targets Hillary's losers, so go McCain. Also, Palin's maiden name is....wait for it.....HEATH! And you know America will be pro Ledger and pro Joker for many years to come. Put $20 on McCain folks, this baby's over!