*Posted September 4, 2008*
I PRESENT TO YOU: THE ORLANDO BLOOM EFFECT. DEFINITION: WHEN A HORRIBLE ACTOR CONTINUES TO STAR IN FAN FRIENDLY MOVIES. HE PLAYS THE SAME ROLES AND IS CONSTANTLY OUTSHINED BY HIS CO-STARS.
Orlando Bloom was the noble hero in LOTR, Pirates, and Kingdom of Heaven. Most of those are good movies, thanks to Peter Jackson, Johnny Depp, Liam Neeson, and Jeremy Irons. Well, you'll all agree Orlando Bloom sucks, and he especially sucks when he forces us to see these good movies that would be excellent if he weren't in them. The latest Orlando Bloom? Seth Rogen. Why must he continue to star in movies? The latest movie that he will probably ruin is Zack and Miri Make a Porno, where him and Elizabeth Banks (in a 180 from her role as Laura Bush) play the leads. Everything about the following trailer is appealing, EXCEPT FOR FAT ROGEN. Kevin Smith writes and directs a couple who make one of the better porn puns out there. Craig Robinson's line (Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in a Star War!) steals the trailer. He rules, as does the other guy from Clerks. The only problem is Seth Rogen playing the same role he plays IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE EVER!!!!! Why must you force me to watch your movies???!?!?!?!?
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