And now, a little segment for the ladies. Not to be outdone with all this list-making madness, People released their annual Sexiest Man Alive issue. The defending chump is Fatt Damon, and here's a quick rundown of other past winners and what People likes about them.
1985 - Mel Gibson - The reason this list exists. "azure-eyed"
1989 - Sean Connery - Described as the "granite-jawed Scotsman," he won at age 59.
1990 - Tom Cruise - "appeal isn't about perfection." Hah!
1991 - Cancer Swayze - Probably the only one on the list to play a drag queen
1998 - Harrison Ford - The reason this list still exists, "rugged good looks."
2001 - Fierce Brosnan - "irresistibly debonair."
2002 - Ben Hoofleck - "talk, dark, and handsome." Also, 2002 was when he made DareDevil.
2003 - Johnny Depp - "flawless features...quirky roles" Barf.
2008 - HUGH JACKMAN - "all scruff and biceps"