Tuesday, April 28, 2009

MAGAZINES: People's Sexiest Man Alive!

*Posted November 20, 2008*

And now, a little segment for the ladies. Not to be outdone with all this list-making madness, People released their annual Sexiest Man Alive issue. The defending chump is Fatt Damon, and here's a quick rundown of other past winners and what People likes about them.

1985 - Mel Gibson - The reason this list exists. "azure-eyed"

1989 - Sean Connery - Described as the "granite-jawed Scotsman," he won at age 59.

1990 - Tom Cruise - "appeal isn't about perfection." Hah!

1991 - Cancer Swayze - Probably the only one on the list to play a drag queen

1995 & 2000 - BradPitt - "flaxen locks and chiseled face"

1997 & 2006 - George "Smug" Clooney - "Mischievous grin and salt and pepper hair"

1998 - Harrison Ford - The reason this list still exists, "rugged good looks."

2001 - Fierce Brosnan - "irresistibly debonair."

2002 - Ben Hoofleck - "talk, dark, and handsome." Also, 2002 was when he made DareDevil.

2003 - Johnny Depp - "flawless features...quirky roles" Barf.

2008 - HUGH JACKMAN - "all scruff and biceps"

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