*Posted October 30, 2008*
Editor's Note: Dave quit and was also fired, so he will be replaced by someone who cares about the site. He's not a brother, he's not a friend. I don't want to know him or what he does. I don't want to see him at the hotels, I don't want him near my house. When he sees our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand? Nonetheless, to commemorate Dave's time in the Top Ten Family, perhaps we will include a list of his top 5 articles next week.